
When her ass is bigger than her undies.
Why no Monday post, pretty:shitty?
I’m busy working on 3 illustrations for SF Fashion & Merchants Alliance, and therefore haven’t had time for my regular Monday post. Boo. BUT — stay tuned for my featured illustrations on http://sffamainc.org/!!!

When he won’t shut the fuck up.

When he has the nerve to ask if he’s paying for everything on the SECOND date.

When he makes comedy jokes.

When ‘he’ is different every week.

When you don’t even remember how inelegantly wasted you were.

When he’s got fancier pants than you do.

When he can’t take a hint.