When he’s so outdoorsy you think he might be homeless.
When he’s kinda fucking creepy…
When you just can’t play it cool and it sucks.
When he’s SO easy.
(muddled idiom responses are welcome)
When his big surprise is kinda tiny.
When he’s buggin’ out!
When he’s throwin’ ‘bows to get on in there.
To the haters.
One of the reasons I’ve been slacking: sprained thumb! Yay! But I haven’t let it stop me for too long… despite the pain I endured to pump out this next one. Stay tuned.
Jerk.
pretty / shitty 