Only the strong can look this good (and be this okay) during a forced staycation!
Happy Fucking Holidays you pretty, pretty shitty’s!
When you know better… maybe.
When you starved yourself for nothing.
When you’re clearly hiding in plain sight.
When his moves are so good it makes your hoo-ha go hippity-hop!
Only the worthy are allowed aboard.
When you’re feelin’ super classy.
When it rains, it really pours.
When he is awkward, obligatory or otherwise unpleasant.
pretty / shitty 