Only the strong can look this good (and be this okay) during a forced staycation!
Tag Archives: dating
When you starved yourself for nothing.
When you’re clearly hiding in plain sight.
When his moves are so good it makes your hoo-ha go hippity-hop!
When it rains, it really pours.
When he’s kinda fucking creepy…
When he’s SO easy.
(muddled idiom responses are welcome)
When his big surprise is kinda tiny.
When he’s buggin’ out!
When he’s throwin’ ‘bows to get on in there.
pretty / shitty 