One of the reasons I’ve been slacking: sprained thumb! Yay! But I haven’t let it stop me for too long… despite the pain I endured to pump out this next one. Stay tuned.
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Jerk.
When her ass is bigger than her undies.
When he won’t shut the fuck up.
When he has the nerve to ask if he’s paying for everything on the SECOND date.
When he makes comedy jokes.
When ‘he’ is different every week.
When you don’t even remember how inelegantly wasted you were.
When he’s got fancier pants than you do.
When he can’t take a hint.
pretty / shitty 