
When he’s buggin’ out!

When he’s buggin’ out!

When he’s throwin’ ‘bows to get on in there.

To the haters.

Jerk.

When her ass is bigger than her undies.

When he won’t shut the fuck up.

When he has the nerve to ask if he’s paying for everything on the SECOND date.

When ‘he’ is different every week.

When you don’t even remember how inelegantly wasted you were.